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Vanilla Panda.

Utterly lawless, pretty jewy, all about the apple juice banter and often hailing from Lagos. Enjoys Cats, Jackets and a smattering of Whisky. But mainly apple juice. And banter.
Shit did you see that guy? He is so lawless, he reminded me of Vanilla Panda.
by Sebastian Mellmoth November 12, 2010
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panda champion

One he is the champion of being chill.
Mike is the best. No matter what happens, he stays in panda champion mode, nothing shakes him.
by Mpa007 November 14, 2020
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Panda Keeper

One who puts extreme effort to maintain or improve something that should by natural process die out.

Taken from the ridiculous effort needed to keep Giant Pandas alive in captivity despite clear evidence that the creatures are Evolutionarily Unfit For Survival.
Dwight: Did you hear about Jim and Pam, they're trying to work it out despite what she did in New York.

Oscar: Yeah, Jim is such a Panda Keeper, he should have let that relationship die a long time ago.
by PolleN112 June 2, 2022
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Panda skin

(adjective) often used to compliment quality of a piece of clothing; rare, godly; a synonym for "dope"
A: I heard someone spilled acid all over him. Is he alright?
B: His skin got burnt, but his coat is alright - totally panda skin.
by graascoat December 13, 2010
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PANDA

Someone who was previously advantaged in socioeconomic status and everyday life over others, who after policies of oppression and domination reinforcing their status were replaced with affirmative action, empowerment of those oppressed, and equality resulted in them now disadvantaged.
In the context of South Africa: a doctor, with many years of studying and experience, examines an old white male patient who seems very unsettled to be in a state healthcare facility. After much of the examination which cannot be divulged, the patient expresses his opinion with great ingratitude and unkindness that "a doctor of my own colour could have done it far quicker and explain it in a way that is understood." This man is a PANDA: During South Africa under Apartheid, segregation and oppression of non-white races, and domination of them by the white race resulted in financially, as well as politically, advantaged white families—now, decades later, these same men gawk at the idea of a equal society where he is now disadvantaged, and the very race he said could not do it is now advantaged—so advantaged in fact that the doctor, despite the patient's racist remarks and microaggressions, will treat the patient as an equal purely on principalism.
by anonymous February 7, 2021
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Panda

1. (Noun) A slang term for law enforcement officer/s. In reference to the infamous "Black and White" marked vehicles of the LAPD. A relatively obscure term that started in the West Coast that spread Southeast, towards the gulf coast states. Still used infrequently and sporadically in places like H-Town, The D, Atlanta, and even reports of its usage as far East as Miami and as far North in Chiraq.

2. (Noun) A white BMW X6 with full black tinted windows; looks like a "Panda". As referenced in Desiigner's song of the same name.
1. Karl: "Ay, lookin for some bud."
Sean: "Got you fam, have some primo loud right here."
(Sees police cruiser creep up the street)
Karl: "Yo, Panda"
Sean: "Shit nigga, I was finna pull out a whole zip. 'Preciate it."

2. "Damn, that Panda is fire. Wonder how much he paid for those tints?"

"I got broads in Atlanta
Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta
Credit cards and the scammers
Hittin' off licks in the bando
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda
Goin' out like I'm Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers" - Desiigner
by Kush Coma October 19, 2016
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Bee Panda

by Rahc July 1, 2019
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