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The ultimate stalker edition added to facebook. It allows you see every move made by any friend. This can be either really fun or the best form of privacy invasion.
News-Feed
Ryan and Mike are now friends.
Greg added to his interests, "football"
Ryan is now back home.
by bluecenturion September 9, 2006
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New Canaan

Town containing such memos like this

1. People who go on this site and think there big shots are queers

2. People who try to impersonate other people from New Canaan should learn to spell there names correctly (im pretty sure brendan mceneaney knows how to spell his own name)

3. People who go on here and make fun of a town that they live in for being too "white and preppy" are the biggest queers....you live in NC and as much degenerate as you think you are you couldnt survive in the "real world" as much as the next person so stop trying to act all poor and be grateful for what you have


Truth is New Canaan is as diverse as a KKK conference....the people who go on this site are 75 percent losers who cant confront people so they have to complain about there lives and they have to call out people on urbandictionary.com.....absoulutley pitiful
"Yo you couldn't survive in the real world man like me your rich preppy crap"

"Oh shutup you live in New Canaan 2 your in the same boat im in, if you think your so "real" lets stick your ass in harlem for a day or 2 and see how "real" you wanna be after that"
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new zigger

A New Zealander who believes his ethnicity to be African when it is not.
I would not be CJ's friend if he were a new zigger.
by iknowswhatimtalkinbout May 4, 2006
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Smiley News

Only the best News paper of all time that includes cool stores, fun things todo, fun facts and news paper stuff! It's also overly filled with smiles. This news is written Jen and Ivy 2 people... And we have so much fun doing it. The news is written for an age group of 5th grade- 8th grade and for anyone who wants to lighten their day. As we a listed younger age group some of are storied may not appeal to them or even any age group. To try and fix issue we have a comment box so we can try to apple to everyone. Read Smiley News!
Woah man, why are you reading that book when you can read Smiley News!
by sMILEY nEWS j October 20, 2017
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oracyl new

This is a lady whom has lived through times and will give advise. Don’t ask if you don’t want to know.
Respect the oracyl new. Destiny happens.
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News Whore

A person who thrives off of live text news and the like. This type of person can be found having CNN or BBC constantly on the TV and refreshing every 5 minutes on the CNN Homepage.
X: "Dude, there is no news at the moment!"

Y: "Maybe if you stopped whoring out to it then some new stuff will come in!"

X: "I live off news, I can't turn it off."

Y: "Stupid News Whore..."
by RandomDude1313 August 29, 2011
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fuck that news

Very similar to fuck that noise. To disregard rumours and gossip.
by Iron Wang September 3, 2010
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