turtle-eenie-weenie 

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.

oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies

turtle-eenie-weenie by vapegodalbert April 22, 2022

turtle heart 

A little turtle who Carries a heart in it’s mouth, where did the heart come from? nobody knows.

Hey that’s a nice turtle heart you got there dude!
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.

turtle heart by Q woo kyjtjtjjtjttjtj April 26, 2022

turtle muffin 

One who often arrives late due to walking slow, but is often regarded as being as sweet or soft as a muffin.

Ashley is such a turtle muffin, always casually getting to work late but while catching men's attention with her sweetness.

turtle muffin by TeamFSP May 3, 2022

Turtle recoil 

When you’re about to play a set and you need to poo. After a few double drops it’s magically disappears. This is turtle recoil

How crazy is this ? I needed to have a poo mid set but it magically disappeared. Sounds like a bit of Turtle recoil that

Turtle recoil by Smallboyz June 17, 2022

Turtle Pizza 

When you stick your dick in a pizza and feed it to a turtle.

Man, did you see Jeff do a Turtle Pizza last night!

Turtle Pizza by Sassy Steve July 13, 2022

Turtle Twin 

When two or more siblings share the same birthday, they are turtle twins.

The downside of being a turtle twin was only one birthday party.

Turtle Twin by The OG DJ EJ July 29, 2022

Turtle Dad

Another way to say That'll do.

"I'm gonna set this right here. Turtle dad!"

Turtle Dad by Quote_ August 4, 2022