blood-sucker

See term "gang stalking" or "money-shark". Gang stalkers are blood-sucking criminals.

If any of your relatives or friends or aquaitences (or anyone for that matter) is a gang stalker, then they are blood-sucker criminals.

by Slicksbro November 12, 2009

pretentious cock sucker

A medical student who uses the chat handle Aychamo. Someone that anally masturbates using an Ipod.

Aychamo is a pretentious cock sucker. He is too smart for this shit.

by Postfarm August 12, 2006

Thumb sucker

A guy who is actually an idiot, geek, goofus, stupid and behaves like a dumb.

Joe is such a thumb sucker, he still plays with marbles.

by Lean January 8, 2004

suckerpunch

Verb When your significant other is sucking on your schlong, while simultaneously punching your balls.

Billy: "Man oh man! Last night hurt so good! Mona went to town on me, and the evening culminated in her giving me the sweetest suckerpunch I've ever experienced! My scrot is, like, totally swollen today and I think one of my testes is still lodged in my abdomen."

CJ: "Sweet. That takes more talent than tapping your head while rubbing your belly. For her, not you."

by billybonez October 22, 2008

Facebook Sucker

People who you don't know add or request you as a friend (mostly men) because they think your picture is hot. They flirt with you in hopes of getting their dicks sucked (suckers) sending you hearts and flowers. Or they add you as a friend because they think you have "cool" friends and you know damn well that's why. When they realize they've been facebook suckered, they go to disturbing extremes to retaliate and call you a whore to all your mutual friends, They are so embarrassed they've been sucked, but not in the way they had hoped.

That bitch is my FB friend and I don't even know her.I thought I could get a piece of that hot ass and plus she had cool friends. Then the bitch has a boyfriend, even though I read that in her profile, and I propositioned her anyway, because she talked to me. Then she blew me off! So I trashed her and called her a whore to all our mutual friends, because I am ashamed to admit I am a "Facebook Sucker"

by Fake facebooker fucker November 9, 2009

All day sucker

1a. A pipe loaded so full you can hit off it all day long... 2a. A person who likes or wants to sucker a man's Dick for as long as he can preferably all day...

1a. Hey dude you packed this pipe so fat it's going to be a "all day sucker". 2a. Look at that guy Kim, I would be his "all day sucker" any day.

by Alma Dixon September 4, 2018

dill sucker

An insult. Another way of calling someone a "dick sucker."

You're a gay dill sucker.

by Qui Long July 9, 2009