Suicide

Telling her that her dress makes her look fat.

Girl: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Guy: "To be honest, yeah it does kinda"

Friend: "R.I.P., buddy. That was a suicide move."

by A.J. Eitel May 2, 2008

Suicide

A permanent solution to a temporary problem.

If it's about acceptance, try harder. Suicide is NOT trying hard.

by monkiest March 5, 2009

suicide

A permanent solution for a temporary problem.

John was living a good life, until he became addicted to crack at which point his family intervened and locked him up. Unable to get his fix because he couldn't get any more rocks, he committed suicide by hanging himself with his belt.

by Spencer the Great December 9, 2008

suicide

A permanent solution for a temporary problem

-Fuck being grounded for a month.
give me the gun im commiting suicide.

by really? uh huh? March 15, 2008

viking suicide

An attempted suicide via forceful self-insertion of one's forearm into the rectum by way of the anus

"Did you hear about Hiwa? She tried to give herself a viking suicide"
"Her arm will never be the same"

by Argonaute96 December 21, 2008

suicide

A long-term solution to a short-term problem...

He crashed his mothers car, and instead of paying her back, he commited suicide.

by Deedle April 2, 2005

Suicide

Suicide is the pussy way out

Friend: I feel like killing myself
You: suicide is the pussy way out
Friend: shit now I can’t kill myself or I’ll be known as a pussy forever

by Bigjoe69420 December 9, 2019