Satanism

A group of pathetic emo nerds who feel enlightened yet still adhere to the ridiculous concept of religion by calling themselves satanists.

“I had no friends, so I chose Satanism”

by sheetstains September 20, 2020

Satan

A cute kitty cat that lives in Indiana

“Oh look it’s Satan, the cute kitty!!”

by Satans caretaker November 1, 2020

Satan

Satan is a good creature, punishes the bad.

Kid: Dad, you are satan.
Dad: Whaaat? Don't call me that!
Kid: Satan punishes the bad, so that makes you good!
Dad: *thinks "oh thank god"* Aww that was a good one!

by Lemon39 November 3, 2020

Satan

Our lord

Joe: "HAIL SATAN"
Bob: "umm..."

by Lord McDonkLo November 8, 2020

Stapanker

Stupid ass poo wanker

Who eats corn raw? That guy's a stapanker.

by theseacowoftemple15 September 28, 2020

Satanic death ritual

The death of roblox gamer girls to get them to leave

Omigosh look at me im smol beans owo
Me: say goodbye this is the start of a satanic death ritual

by aetherhater December 5, 2020

satan

a big hot chonkalonk with a big ding dong

((did i mention he's hot??)

h-hey satan~ UwU~~

by hair salon December 8, 2020