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Standing on the plank

Waiting for the worse of a situation but hoping for a different outcome.
I’ve been standing on the plank for days now, waiting for everything to fall apart but still hoping it won’t.
by Kewio (beatsbyjxz) April 23, 2025
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Standing O

An orgasm you get while standing
She deserves a standing O for that back massage she gave me earlier.
by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016
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'A Standing'

'A Standing' is a post millennium term created by young energetic internet wizards to describe old men that babble nonsense and long winded insults from keyboards onto social media websites such as Facebook and/or Twitter etc.

Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.

Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.

'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him
Oh dear, looks like we have 'A Standing'

Yup, hes defo 'A Standing'
by Rightmond November 29, 2022
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Standing In Quicksand

Being stubborn and doing fuck-all whilst shit hits the fan in the apparent hope that things will blow over. This doesn’t stop the shit hitting the fan in any way, which makes it more or less the lazy version of the similar term “digging yourself deeper”.
Boris “Blowjob” Johnson refusing to resign is just him standing in quicksand.
by E hates Q July 7, 2022
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Monitor Stand

Its the thing that makes your computer monitor stand on something
He needed a Monitor Stand for his Monitor
by Jokkerd February 11, 2021
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Stand up guy

Michael Franzese
Hey man! Have you heard of Michael Franzese?

Are you kidding? He’s the definition of a stand up guy!

Oh, my bad!
It’s ok. Fuggetaboutit!
by Gonzorino September 9, 2020
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Stand By Me

1. Stand by Me is a book written by Stephen King which then got remade into a movie in 1986. The plot consists of 4 boys called Vern Tessio, Gordie Lachance, Chris Chambers and Teddy Duchamp went on an adventure to find a local teenager's dead body of Ray Brower who got hit by a train while berry picking. The movie consists of perilous scenes such as having to run away from an incoming train as they went through the train track to go to the woods, they fell into a river which had leeches and got leeches all over their bodies which cause Gordie Lachance to faint, then once they found the dead body, Ace Merril and his cronies encountered the 4 boys, almost stabbed Chris Chambers, but didn't stab him due to the fright the gunshot made when Gordie Lachance pulled the trigger. His intention wasn't to aim for anyone, but to stand up for himself in front of Ace and his gang without taking malicious or barbarous action such as shooting or stabbing them.

2. An amazing song composed by Ben E King which was released in 1961 and was played during the credits of the Stand By Me movie.
1. Person 1: Do you want to watch a movie?
Person 2: What movie?
Person 1:Stand By me
Person 2: Hell yes, my other mate told me it is the best damn movie he has ever watched
Person 1: Oh you'll love it, trust me.

2. Stand by me lyrics:

Verse 1

When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No, I won't be afraid
Oh, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

Chorus

So darlin', darlin', stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Oh, stand
Stand by me, stand by me

Verse 2

If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Or the mountains should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

Chorus

And darlin', darlin', stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Woah, stand now
Stand by me, stand by me
Instrumental

Chorus

Darlin', darlin', stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Oh, stand now
Stand by me, stand by me

Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Woah, just stand now
Oh, stand, stand by me
by UltimateDoge July 20, 2021
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