optimus special

A one month subscription to PH
Box of tissues

Corner store lotion
Less than one month of only fans

Hey I was think abt buying an onlyfans but instead I got the OPTIMUS SPECIAL!

by Not optimus April 8, 2021

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Aaron Special

Noun: when someone makes your mixed drink with a larger alcohol to mixer ratio than is acceptable by surprise.

Wow you really made this drink a Aaron special!

by Spiiritz May 5, 2019

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creampie special

when you order at HD BURGER ask for the special menu and say" lemme get the creampie special" then they will repeatedly fuck you in the ass and cut your head off after they are done

lets get a creampie special at hd blood

by shlonggodbertram May 24, 2018

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When you walk in the room and you see your boy giving her the good time you think that's the jaffe special if I've evrer seen it. Then you close the door and the jaffe special stays with you for ever. Notoriously attracting native stumons to your area. Careful if you loose the jaffe special the stumon will leave faster than your dad.

Tom " do you know where Alex is?"

José " yeah, in the other room giving your wife the jaffe special "

Tom " Better watch out for that stumon "

José " The jaffe special stays with you for ever "
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by Ted is ded March 4, 2019

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Jonah Special

Sticking your fingers in a girl's (or guys, whatever floats your boat) arse, before shoving the fingers down her throat

holy shit, i just Jonah Special ed her.

by Jonah123456 October 7, 2011

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The Howell Special

While butt fucking your sister, pull out 2 of ur red pubes and 2 of her red pubes. Eat all 4 pubes and shit them out into an ice cream cone. Stick the ice cream cone on your forehead so you look like a unicorn.

Asher: Yo I just did The Howell Special on my sister last night
Josh: Dude no way!

by BigChungusGod69 December 29, 2018

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