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Soft pimping

An organization that "manages" and "markets" "content" that exploits another and keeps them in a loop where they must continue to produce their "content". Also known as the Tate business model
"Hey, I manage social media accounts and we have 'creator houses"
"Nah, that sounds like soft pimping!"
by Seventy_Two March 12, 2024
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soft flirt

Sending cat images to show affinity to someone.
: how do you know he likes you?
: he has been soft flirt me for days
by walllly April 20, 2023
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soft

bro you're so soft
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Soft Lit

A state of being lit but not really. To be turnt but not really. To be rekt but I mean...not really. It is the state which is the epitome of having had a fun but controlled night.
1. Resh: Yo Kunal how was your night?"
Nunal: I ate a girl out and had normal shit so I'm just kind of soft lit.

Resh: Right.

2.

Kajith: Hubert what do you think of this vacuum; super big but also super powerful.

Zubert: Dude, that's fucking soft lit af.
Kajith: Goddamn you are smart.
by Vastrum January 23, 2017
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Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.
Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.
by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024
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The Soft Shift

(Verb) The unethical act of your Precinct's Captain or Lieutenant (in some cases Sergeant), assigning a shift to you with no prior notice or attempts to inform you.
The Soft Shift is typically accompanied by a firm, "come on (your name)... I know you saw it on your schedule... and now I don't have any other Officers to get it covered..."
by Salty_LEO_1984 July 25, 2019
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soft wank

when you wear a soft glove and have a quick tug
Jordan "Mam guess what i just did" Jordan's Mam"What did you just do" Jordan"I had a soft wank with your glove and its all soggy"
by Softwank69 June 18, 2016
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