soft pretzel bitch

You are a soft pretzel bitch.
by moneyK101 December 11, 2017
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The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.
Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.
by QuacksO October 15, 2018
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soft neck

a girl has deep throated so many boys her neck done got soft; a female who can take it to the head without gaggin; a female has gotten teabagged so many times her throat soft; a girl who
man sheila a soft neck
by Navaiya January 14, 2007
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Soft-Box Christmas

A Christmas that has low to no emotional attachment to the day; A Christmas where the only gifts are clothes in thin boxes.
by Rbcrusher1221 November 12, 2023
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Soft weiner

The man had a soft weiner. It was flacid.
by Abe1961 July 28, 2018
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lite soft penis

son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.
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Soft Lit

A state of being lit but not really. To be turnt but not really. To be rekt but I mean...not really. It is the state which is the epitome of having had a fun but controlled night.
1. Resh: Yo Kunal how was your night?"
Nunal: I ate a girl out and had normal shit so I'm just kind of soft lit.

Resh: Right.

2.

Kajith: Hubert what do you think of this vacuum; super big but also super powerful.

Zubert: Dude, that's fucking soft lit af.
Kajith: Goddamn you are smart.
by Vastrum January 24, 2017
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