A strap used to take 50% weight off your sax (saxophone) gives your sax maximum comfort. comes with funny package
by Bill Winterbury December 12, 2009
Get the Soft Sax Strapmug. When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.
Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.
by Snail Cum February 29, 2024
Get the Soft Punchmug. 1. A person who doesn’t want to party hard or take risks
2. Someone who can’t take a joke and takes everything seriously
2. Someone who can’t take a joke and takes everything seriously
by RandomGuy42069 January 29, 2019
Get the Soft Cockmug. A person that is absolutely and unconditionally enamoured and whipped for another. A.k.a. mushy, sappy, etc.
Person 1: Lmao you’re so soft for Derek
Person 2: wtf no, I’m not soft for... *smol* Derek
Person 1: Ummm yes you are, you can’t stop talking about and longing for him
Person 2: No I’m not!! I’m just *aha* shyy~
Person 3: LMAO I can’t believe you just did that! You’re soooooo soft~ for him.
Person 1: TOLD YOU
Person 2: *high pitch voice giving away her softness* >:( noooo!!
Person 2: wtf no, I’m not soft for... *smol* Derek
Person 1: Ummm yes you are, you can’t stop talking about and longing for him
Person 2: No I’m not!! I’m just *aha* shyy~
Person 3: LMAO I can’t believe you just did that! You’re soooooo soft~ for him.
Person 1: TOLD YOU
Person 2: *high pitch voice giving away her softness* >:( noooo!!
by DelissaStan March 11, 2020
Get the Softmug. Result when you have sex with a girl on her period and cum on her vaginal lips and it looks like a Soft Taco Supreme. There is an obligation to bite it.
Thank goodness Sally was on her period today, otherwise I wouldn't have had my monthly Soft Taco Supreme.
by Tom Bishop July 19, 2011
Get the Soft Taco Suprememug. a word used to describe a cute girl but seems like the complete opposite of hot. she might like bees or kittens or something weird, but she really doesn't care. usually she's a bit quiet and really shy because the other girls think she's weird.
or used to describe a boy. like a fuckboy they get all the women, but this is only because nowadays girls dig the whole depressed, i hate my life, i'm gonna slit my wrist, run away with me, we can watch the stars together, seems romantic but actually a complete poser, vibe. they try to get you in their arms by making you think that you found the perfect guy that likes astrology and indie music. but they are actually really fake. complete bullshitters. :(
or used to describe a boy. like a fuckboy they get all the women, but this is only because nowadays girls dig the whole depressed, i hate my life, i'm gonna slit my wrist, run away with me, we can watch the stars together, seems romantic but actually a complete poser, vibe. they try to get you in their arms by making you think that you found the perfect guy that likes astrology and indie music. but they are actually really fake. complete bullshitters. :(
by softies April 2, 2019
Get the softmug. 