Sausage jockey

A man who liking sitting with another man’s cock up his asshole

That guys a sausage jockey he enjoys having a cock up his ass

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Sausage log

A hole drilled into a log that is then filled with any kind of sausage product. Commonly used when a dildo is unavailable.

“My husband is out for the week! Time to dust off the old Sausage Log!”

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sticking your penis into someone else’s foreskin

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Hey! "sausage throater" how's business ya twat.

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twerking on your boy in a heterosexual way

It was sausage hooping because I kept my socks on.

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When you roll so much sausage that your forearms blow up to the size of a Cannons.

"Fuck Alex has some big Sausage Roll Cannons he must really be into power lifting, Nah man he just rolls alot of sausage."

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Jelly wasn't a fan of my sausage knot

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