Slappers

Slappers

Slappers

by LUMONOVA November 5, 2025

Saper

Saper is a difficulty 240 secret in Secret Universe by Feodoric. The solution to this secret is, well, completing a game of Minesweeper, however for whatever reason around 60% of people who unlock Very Important Person (the prerequisite) don't have Saper. Why? Probably because they're too lazy to actually learn how Minesweeper works. I mean, I see atleast five people in Global Chat ask how to solve Minesweeper every day! Either that or they're incredibly unlucky with the 50/50s and all, but that's pretty unlikely considering it's a 12x12 board with ~14.5% mines.

"Hey man, have you gotten Saper yet?"
"Yeah, Saper was pretty easy. I don't get why so many people complain about it being "impossible" or "luck based" or whatever."

by t_qv5 December 8, 2025

puffer-snapper

some one who wants to be a stoner but is not one normally losers with no money take this roll to get friends

That party was lame, the puffer-snapper showed up and started acting stoned.

by Austrage18 April 23, 2009

crutch slapper

someone who regularly slaps crutches around old peoples ankles

sian isaac the crutch slapper

by simon williams32 December 14, 2009

Muff slapper

The pass-time in which the subject rips off a female's clothes and slaps the victim's vagina.

Employer:"How would you describe yourself?"
Interviewee:"A badman muff slapper."

by badmanjoe October 8, 2010

Flap Slapper

A female who in an effort to encourage further vigorous copulation slaps her own genitals as if beating a war drum. Rhythm is usually comparable to the Christmas Carol “ The Little Drummer Boy” with encouraging words in place of the lyrics and vigourous slapping of the hand on the genitals in place of the “Parumpa pum pum” sections.

Dude, Maria is such a Flap Slapper. I can't get enough of her.

by Peto G June 11, 2011

Trippin' Snapper

The act of running through a small house, tripping over a chair and breaking a toe, foot, etc.

Someone called the house phone, and Jeffrey did the trippin' snapper trying to answer it in time.

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 13, 2011