Road cockroach

Any variant of the gmt400 and gmt800 platform (1988-2007 Chevy/gmc trucks) also known as HOSSMOBILE. GOBBLESS

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BARB TOOK THE ROAD COCKROACH TO HOSS’S TRAILER FOR HOT DOGS GOBBLESS

Road cockroach by HAMMERHOSS December 13, 2025

Road Potatoes

When the girl riding with you puts your whole ballsack in her mouth like a sack of potatoes

Jane and I went on our second date last night and she gave me road potatoes on the way home

Road Potatoes by JackMehoff69 December 25, 2025

Road Potatoes

When a girl riding with you performs oral sex by placing your entire ballsack in her mouth like a sack of potatoes

Me and Jill went on our second date last night and she gave me road potatoes on the way home!

Road Potatoes by JackMehoff69 December 25, 2025

Road snarf

The act of gustly eating the driver's butt while they operate a vehicle, similar to that of giving "road head".

Fuck road head, I need a little road snarf on our trip to Michigan.

Road snarf by Aceconti December 26, 2025

Road Sexer

The highest honor given to drivers who drive as if they’re having sex with the road. These drivers can usually be found in New York.

John drives like a road sexer.

Road Sexer by SaveTheWaterMan January 26, 2026

Road Skills

The term ‘road skills’ is the ye olde designation for the formidable faculty of wit, commonly known in modern parlance as ‘street smarts.’ Pray, confuse it not with the vulgar competencies of a common roadman. Its etiology, as scholars jest, may be traced back to the bewildering era of ‘Bumfuck B.C.,’ when alliteration was most grievously outlawed—owing, it is said, to men’s scandalous proclivity for maidens bearing excessively alliterative names”.

1. How Mr. Dickens managed to avoid the plague is a mystery, one can only imagine he possessed impeccable road skills.

2. “Verily, when Sir Reginald was beset by a band of dubious pickle merchants in a shadow’d alley, he did not draw sword nor summon steed—but instead relied upon his most noble road skills, bartering three compliments and a half-eaten turnip to escape unscathed. A true master of the cobbled arts, by my troth.”

Road Skills by Aetiology 4 Dummies March 29, 2026

Road flaps

Lingering and or finger blasting your significant other while she is driving.

I reached over with my hand and slid down her pants and performed road flaps

Road flaps by Dr. Jlove April 9, 2026