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Illusion Of Rich

When someone gets the illusion that they're rich, but their credit or debit card (or both) have very large amounts of debt. Usually the debts are worth THOUSANDS of dollars. Could also be referred to as "The Rich Illusion", or "Rich Dreams".
Waiter - Your total of the bill is thirty dollars.
Roommate 1 - Hey, let me pay the bill because I probably have more money than everyone combined in this restaurant.
Roommate 2 - *Sure you do*. You're experiencing the Illusion of Rich.
Roommate 1 - WHAT?!! I think I'm pretty rich, yeah.

Roommate 2 - Look at the balance I printed off your online banking this morning, you're in debt of over seven thousand dollars!! Your card will probably be declined!
Roommate 1 - Awwwww shit....
Roommate 2 - Exactly. Oh, here comes the waiter now. Let's see what he has to say about your credit card.

Waiter - Excuse me sir, but your card was declined. We tried using it 5 times. We called your bank and they said your not paying your bills and not paying your debt either. They've instructed us to cut your card. We'll employ you for two months in the kitchen here to see if you can pay off your debt and your bill. Have a nice day.

Roommate 1 - Oh crap, my boss is calling. I hope there's no more bad news.
Boss (Screaming) - MOTHERFUCKER!! Your low credit score some of our clients are talking about is losing us lots of potential clients!!! Your FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!
Roommate 1 - Okay , lets leave this restaurant now.
Roommate 2 - I think your boss is such an asshole for screaming his ass off like that!
by Wes the Human November 2, 2015
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rich treatment

when someone does or says something dumb or corny and gets jumped for it
yo did you guys see how that fool aaron got the rich treatment?
by carlsbad demon January 2, 2023
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Rich

rich is a bitch
by deeznutzunited April 19, 2024
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Negro riche

A classy way to call a person "nigger rich" while looking sophisticated and non-judgmental.
Check out those stereotypes that urban dwelling minority is perpetuating, looks like he blew his entire paycheck on those Air Jordans! That dude is definitely living the negro riche lifestyle!
by JizzedOn July 17, 2025
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Penitentiary Rich

Slang term for when a person has a large quantity of one or more items that have little-to-no real world value, such as cigarettes, rolls of stamps, etc. that would bring them beaucoup prison currency, even real world money via money transfer apps and services.

Also used when an inmate receives a large deposit of money onto their books, allowing them to order excessive amounts of certain items when they make store, allowing them a monopoly on those items - such as soups, hygiene products, stamps, etc.
Inmate 1: Hey did you hear about Dave? His old lady deposited half her tax check on his books!
Inmate 2: Yeah, I heard. He bought all the chicken soups, snack cakes, and smokes from commissary and is flipping that shit for double.

Inmate 1: Yeah he acts like he's some Pablo Esco-behind-bars or something
Inmate 2: Homie too good for us since he got penitentiary rich!
by Ekko93 June 2, 2023
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rich cash

High-bar, excellent, awesome, and just good all around.
Damn, bro. That new car of yours is rich cash.
by tharealjb June 2, 2017
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birdging the gap between the rich and poor

Closing the gap between social statuses
Lil Timmy- dad what’s birdging the gap between the rich and poor
Dad- Closing the gap between social statuses
by Daddy smaddy September 26, 2022
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