Pudding

A type of sweet treat that is a great dessert for when you don't have any desserts.

Recipe:
1/3 cup white sugar
3 tablespoons cornstarch
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 1/2 cups milk
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract

1. In a 2 quart saucepan, combine sugar, cornstarch, and salt. Slowly stir in milk. Bring to a boil, and cook, stirring constantly, over medium heat until mixture thickens. Cook for 2 to 3 minutes more. Stir in vanilla.

2. Pour hot pudding into dessert glasses or molds that have been rinsed in cold water. Chill until firm. Unmold if desired.

3. Serve.

My dog, QP, ate pudding yesterday.
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by Baking Pangolin May 5, 2018

pudding sword

the result of having anal sex with someone who hasn't properly cleaned out their poop chute, so named because it looks like your member is covered in chocolate pudding

Ugh...Adam ate Chipotle for lunch; later, when we decided to do it, I ended up with a really nasty pudding sword.

by Dane Miller July 16, 2018

pudding snatcher

Eating shit from someone's asshole.

Joey is a real pudding snatcher around the girls.

by BabyDick6969 October 15, 2018

Pudding lips

An insult to a girl that’s blonde

Paige has pudding lips

by Beastmonster123 December 22, 2020

Pudding Eater

Someone who is so self centered that if they visited you in the hospital they would eat your pudding cup without asking.

George came over yesterday, raided the fridge and then took a shit in my bathroom. What a pudding eater.

by TheCatStanzas February 13, 2021

Pudding

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by Your Anonymous Helper $$$$ March 24, 2021

Pudding

When a prostitutes gets home to her boyfriend she shares with him the pudding in her mouth and below.

She takes the "pudding '"n her mouth and kisses her boyfriend hello

by Godofsiiklove March 30, 2021