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tuna pot pie

An infected pussy. One that has a light flaky crust or scabs.
Did you notice the crust on that bitches tuna pot pie?
by MsWorld February 10, 2004
mugGet the tuna pot piemug.

Pot noodle wank

Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.
Liam: what you doing for tea tonight Tweed?
Tweed: Well, Laura’s gone out for dinner with friends, looks like it’s Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.

Liam: is there room for one more?
by Ashweehehe July 31, 2019
mugGet the Pot noodle wankmug.

Pot of cold piss

–adjective
1.
being no longer useful or desirable, something that needs to be disposed of. Unwanted but reluctant to accept it due to a basic lack of understanding.

2. lifeless and unresponsive entity that extends the duration of its invitation

3. Spacial:
Something that should have been removed a long time ago

4. cold piss australian for beer
Cheers Mr *******, always nice to know we've got a leader with a sum total of 0 common sense and logic. You pot of cold piss.

I gave him the bad eye and he stood there without moving the pot of cold piss.

What is this pot of cold piss? I told you to get rid of them last year?!
by h_yam March 3, 2011
mugGet the Pot of cold pissmug.

tennessee honey pot

When your girls taking a dump on the toilet and you piss between her legs. Then fuck her on the toilet....
Damn dog i had to piss so bad i gave my hoe a Tennessee honey pot. Long as her legs were spead i finished the job.
by shangschlong December 24, 2019
mugGet the tennessee honey potmug.

a small bag of pot

A container holding marijuana with a mass of ~2-2.5 grams.
Hey Rick, can I get a small bag of pot
by mr whiskers 420 September 23, 2017
mugGet the a small bag of potmug.

privileged pot head

a underage kid who has parents who allow them to smoke marijuana or is given marijuana by their pot head parents .
“yo , let’s smoke at jokers house , his parents don’t mind.”
“Man I wish I was a privileged pot head , family game nite would be so dope”.
by jocci January 16, 2022
mugGet the privileged pot headmug.

Afghani Crock Pot

A Afghani Crock Pot is when a man shits into another mans arsehole then the man shits it back into the first mans mouth.
Man: how was your afghani crock pot?

Man2: it was cooked to perfection.
by Black Sword warrior January 3, 2016
mugGet the Afghani Crock Potmug.

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