porn piece

Something over elaborate, unnecessarily fancy or just plain extravagant can be described as a porn piece.

I bought a new diamanté studded I-Phone. When I pulled it out a friend said "what an absolute porn piece.

by Akamichelob 1 September 21, 2013

org porn

Short for "organizational pornography": any photo(s) of immaculately, impossibly organized shelves of kitchenware, office supplies, etc. which professional organizers - & hopelessly disorganized perfectionists - salivate over.

Ooohhh ... check out this org porn of a catalog I just got. Everything's color-matched and NOTHING's out of place ... all the glasses match ... could ... look ... forever ...

by M-382 January 23, 2011

porn store

Embarrassing place to go, But is very rewarding

Person 1: Can you go to the porn store for me?
Person 2: Who the fuck are you?

by PenisDickPenis October 8, 2014

Porn Hog

Definition 1: Originally used to describe someone who hogs shared pornographic magazines, it is more commonly used today in reference to people who use massive amounts of internet bandwidth to download and/or view porn.

Definition 2: Someone who makes hog-like grunts and/or squeals while masturbating to porn. It may or may-not be a form of foreplay.

Person 1: *knock knock* "Hey Gary, where's that Hustler?"
Gary: "Gimme like 5 minutes!"
Person 1 mutters: "what a porn hog...."

Larry: "WTF? Why won't facebook load?"
Barry: "I dunno, Terry's been in his room with the door shut all day though. He's probably Porn Hogging it..."
Larry: "Son of a bitch."

Person 1: "What in the world is that noise?"
*squeals, grunts, oinks*
Person 1: "I gotta get out of this fuckhole."

by The Double Fister December 2, 2010

porn taste

To perceive anything in an unsavory or poor quality. Something that is deficient in moral excellence.

"Your decorating is ugly, I think you have really porn taste."
"My professor's taste in music is porn."

by buyalex April 19, 2010

Clothed Porn

A picture of a body part that would qualify as porn but is covered by an object.

She posted lots of clothed porn pics on facebook.

by Cfsbf January 1, 2012

Mr. Porn

40 year old virgin principal of Century Jr. Highschool. He is completamente calvo. If you install any game on your school macbook, this kid literally thinks ur a fucking hacker even though he has a PHD or some gay shit like that.

Guy 1: Dude I downloaded Minecraft on my macbook and Mr. Porn called me a hacker!
Guy 2: Hea such a 40 year old virgin. What a fucking bald ass piece of shit

by the_elephant_whisperer69 October 21, 2019