period vampire

Eating a girl out while she is on her period

I was a period vampire last night with my girl

by Theristy1178 November 26, 2023

period pirate

Someone who only goes down on a woman during their period

Heard Andy went down on his girlfriend last night when she's on her period?

Ah it's fine mate, he's a period pirate

by Treyeful September 15, 2020

womens periods

Every month after women cut off their penises they bleed for 3 to 10 days and peel off their skin during on after the process. This is called our menstrual cycle, an effect of our reproductive system (i think)

“Hey! Have you peeled this month?”
“Excuse me?”

peel - the body’s way of cleansing a woman's skin.

womens periods

by @harukisser May 24, 2021

Cetacean period

basically the cretaceous but with cetaceans, they took up the roles of ALL cretaceous animals, from the tall Balaenoptitan beverlyensis to the swift but small Tursiopraptor packiapex

we have found a new fossil from the cetacean period! we call it the orcinusaurus rex, discovered the fossil in pee pee creek formation of goobertown arkansas

by Somateria fischeri July 30, 2025

Master Period

A time in a womans monthly cycle where no plug, pill or man can stop the blood river from flowing.

My wife came home and i asked "Why so serious?", she said "Shut up man, i'm on a Master Period!"

by Beatsilver October 19, 2018

1st Period Gaming

It's when you use your school's tech Devices to play unblocked games that are 99% so bad.

In Math Today, I was 1st Period Gaming, because math is always so boring.

by Webster's Father's Father October 26, 2020

Period

Every month some people have to go through an intense amount of pain. Torture even. The period usually lasts like 3-9 days or sumn idk. In those days our uterus will have some eggs travel through. The path the what decide to take is pretty small compared to the road and that is where the torture comes in. It is pain. Pure pain. It’s a hard thing to describe really but just imagine have a million swords pushed hard into ur very lower stomach but 10 times worse. On top of that blood comes out of the vagina too. As everyone calls it, Niagara falls comes out. Imagine cutting half of a cows leg off and just leaving it there. My guess is that the blood from the leg will start flowing out uncontrollably just like the period.

I am on my period and i will brutally murder you. Yours sincerely.

by Adam Devine January 15, 2021