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Pakerine

Hi Pakerine!
by HumanRaptor567 May 30, 2020
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ParkerGames

ParkerGames say no example for u boi
by Gabe's Soul :D July 1, 2020
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Pecker Prints

When someone asks to see or use your phone and they skank up your screen...
"Ewww, please wipe those pecker prints off my phone before you give it back."
by WillWordPower January 29, 2021
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parker

parker is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. though she struggles in her own ways, she is always careful not to show it and to spread bad bitch energy and kindness everywhere ever she goes. if you ever feel upset or anxious, she is the first person you will go to. expect to be fed and comforted.

that being said, don't hurt her. you will regret it. they don't respond well to toxic friends, but if you are loyal and sweet (also need a bit of baddie energy) parker is sure to keep you forever. look, they can't go four minutes without making a gay joke. but they are good ones. trust me. she likes women. and her girlfriend. especially her gf.

in all due honesty parker is bound to be your favorite person, ik shes mine. she will make you laugh until your ribs hurt and will stay up all night in your kitchen eating oranges and drinking milk. perfect combo.

parker loves going everywhere with her best friends, especially south congress in austin and eating at Elizabeth street and going for a burger at cafe no se.

thank mother earth for parker, darling.
human: bro who is that girl? she looks hot.
friend: um dude. that's parker. and its never gonna happen.
by Forevertgther! May 21, 2021
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Pecker pad

Area of fat around the shaft of the pecker in overweight men.
My man needs to hit the gym, his pecker pad is growing.
by JustinWB82 August 25, 2021
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packraft

If a raft and a kayak had a baby and it was a hybrid angel of beauty, it would be a packraft. This lightweight, one-man packraft weighs around 5-10ibs and can be rolled up and deployed anywhere your legs take you.
Highly versatile and can be tailored to different individuals and their adventures.
And all that stuff you were packing in along with your raft? It can be stored inside the tubes of the raft!
this thing is literally real-life Minecraft boat.
Let's go get our packrafts and hit some GNAR!
This man is straight eatn' beans running from a student loan, but at least he has his trusty packraft and buddies to run down that mountain.
by Duckalus January 11, 2022
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Parkerb

Used to describe a tall average white male with curly blond hair and an unfathomably large penis
Wow parkerb sure has a big penis!
by Dig bick jame April 3, 2022
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