Purple Spear

The phallus on a black man.

Maria goes exclusively for the purple spear.

by Moose Byte February 23, 2009

purple poke

When you have an erection and you poke somebody else in the anus accidentally.

Squeak purple poked Chad when he saw Jim taking off his shirt.

by john backsnow May 13, 2006

Purple Hoodie

The offical center of a Scene outfit.
P.S. view scene style or scene clothes

OMFGZZ!!!! His purple hoodie is sooo Scenelisious :D

by Lovelyloser <3 October 16, 2008

Purple Moose

When you are blue balled and you get your wifes friend to finish you off.

Hey hun I hope u dont mind stacy helped me purple moose.

by Johnny No nutz August 23, 2011

purple homewrecker

Slang for male genitailia

Micheal"NATE! PUT AWAY THAT PURPLE HOMEWRECKER!"

by phomewreckord May 10, 2018

the Purple Moose

A concoction containing extremely potent hash that has been sprayed with crushed up Zanax pills, or some other prescription tranquilizer. It is rumored that if ingested, smoked, injected or anally inserted in large quantities, one shall see "The Purple Moose."

Mike Mussina.

by sux0r September 6, 2003

purple llama

A purple llama is the gayest breed of llama, if they stumble upon and male of any race ( human included ) they will say that they want you in their mouth. They will also take you away and strip you, then rape you.

Jerry: OH GOD !!! It's a purple llama
The purple llama: Come over here, I want you in my mouth for the salty water
Jerry: NOOOOOO!!!!

by TheTruthSpeaker01 January 3, 2013