PP

Mine is king size

I have a monster PP which requires a king size condom for when I'm fucking the hoes.

by UltimateDoge June 17, 2021

Big PP

Something that does not exist, never will and never existed

Fuckboy: I have a big PP (lie)

by lillsspitbullshoe May 12, 2021

Pp

Pp is a word used to express how big your penis is or just penis

Hey bro my pp is so big rn

by Haha pp May 12, 2021

pp

something that i have but it is very small

Person 1: can i see ur pp
Person 2: i cant see to small

by big mcdaddy May 12, 2021

Pp

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by asimpforoscar May 17, 2021

pp

a pp is a guys private and the nugget that goes in a girls🐱

brb bro gotta stick my pp in my girls🐱

by GoldKumari May 23, 2021

PP-SPLICE

When you take a knife in a fit of rage and slice directly down the middle shaft of your penis like chopping a tree vertically. Horny sap and blood drips out all over as you regret your mistake!

Can also refer to having a dream of having your tummy/dick be level with a road and a massive obese basement dwelling coomer with f169 truck coming and running over your dick with his over-sized wheels. Your dick flattens into the road and becomes part of the pavement like a dead toad dried out like a leaf

John: Oh fuck I just did the PP-SPLICE!

Thomas: can I have the left side of it
John: yeah sure
Thomas: *eating the left side of his dick which chopped off*
John: WHAT THE FUCK
THOMAS: I LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR LEFTERN COCK MUAHHAHAA CUMMY BLOODY FUCKJG SOUPYSOUPERSSSS….

by Laglog December 1, 2024