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lean couch

a heavily used couch soaked in lean (codeine syrup and sprite mixture)

often sucked out of with all the extra crumbs, dirt and bacteria to get high
This lean couch got me high as fuck man, i sucked out that thing, got extra dirt as well
by v2b March 22, 2022
mugGet the lean couchmug.

couch tomato

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.
by Not your uncle April 9, 2019
mugGet the couch tomatomug.

couch cramp

That ache you get in your muscles when you haven’t gotten off the couch for days. Eventually your muscles start camping from the couch no matter how often you change which side you are lying on.
I haven’t gotten off the couch for three days, you won’t believe the couch cramp I am dealing with right now.
by Case Lee January 26, 2019
mugGet the couch crampmug.

Double Couch

A couch, stacked on top of a couch with cup holders and even a mini refrigerator.
Jeff : *sitting on the top of the double couch* *takes a sip of the soda and sets it back into the cup holder* *takes a jar of pickles out of the mini refrigerator*

Basically.
by Taco_Guru May 15, 2014
mugGet the Double Couchmug.

couch

were you sit with your girl friend and go "oo oooo ooooooo unt ooo"
Boy: do you want to go sit on the couch!
Girl: fuck yes!
by yourdadisnotcoolsooof October 5, 2020
mugGet the couchmug.

couch novel

someone who likes spending his/her time by reading novels while reclining on a couch!
jane(looking at jared who's sitting on a couch, reading 'The Ambler Warning'): gawd jared! You are such a couch novel!
by karait twirl April 7, 2009
mugGet the couch novelmug.

couche man

by couche man October 14, 2021
mugGet the couche manmug.

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