couch pancake

Shove a pancake so far up your ass you can taste it
Me and my girl made a couch pancake
by The big faggot March 01, 2016
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Fucked the Couch

When you fail at a big opportunity, because going offline and talking to normal people exposes how weird and extreme your politics are. Similar to "showed my power level."
"He was up for the position, but he started talking about how women are the property of their husbands, and should get married at age fifteen. They really fucked the couch when they hired him."
by JSpaulding August 11, 2024
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strawberry couch

a fucking masterpiece. the dream of every cutecore mf like me. 🎀🦴🍮🐾
person 1: omg i want the strawberry couch
person 2: oh so you like cutecore?
by wonie- February 14, 2023
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Couch Potato-ness

The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.
by Webes00 July 23, 2010
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oprah’s couch

Oprah’s couch is synonymous with promiscuous sex, generally applied to the male of the species, it does however apply to some aggressive females, lesbians, and Bi-sexuals...
Ex: “Bruh, that Dude is legendary! He has gotten more ass than Oprah’s couch!!!
by Joe Schwaah March 28, 2019
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lean couch

a heavily used couch soaked in lean (codeine syrup and sprite mixture)

often sucked out of with all the extra crumbs, dirt and bacteria to get high
This lean couch got me high as fuck man, i sucked out that thing, got extra dirt as well
by v2b March 22, 2022
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whooping couch

A mental condition caused by low self esteem where you’re too depressed or lazy to do anything else.
The guy had such a severe case of whooping couch nobody saw him for weeks.
by CK Medical November 03, 2023
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