by MsWorld February 11, 2004
Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.
Liam: what you doing for tea tonight Tweed?
Tweed: Well, Laura’s gone out for dinner with friends, looks like it’s Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.
Liam: is there room for one more?
Tweed: Well, Laura’s gone out for dinner with friends, looks like it’s Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.
Liam: is there room for one more?
by Ashweehehe July 31, 2019
–adjective
1.
being no longer useful or desirable, something that needs to be disposed of. Unwanted but reluctant to accept it due to a basic lack of understanding.
2. lifeless and unresponsive entity that extends the duration of its invitation
3. Spacial:
Something that should have been removed a long time ago
4. cold piss australian for beer
1.
being no longer useful or desirable, something that needs to be disposed of. Unwanted but reluctant to accept it due to a basic lack of understanding.
2. lifeless and unresponsive entity that extends the duration of its invitation
3. Spacial:
Something that should have been removed a long time ago
4. cold piss australian for beer
Cheers Mr *******, always nice to know we've got a leader with a sum total of 0 common sense and logic. You pot of cold piss.
I gave him the bad eye and he stood there without moving the pot of cold piss.
What is this pot of cold piss? I told you to get rid of them last year?!
I gave him the bad eye and he stood there without moving the pot of cold piss.
What is this pot of cold piss? I told you to get rid of them last year?!
by h_yam February 16, 2011
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by Partsguru13 June 03, 2017
When your fucking a girl and shitting on a toilet simultaneously . Preferably with squirty dumplings.
by shangschlong June 07, 2015