soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015

Soft

Fridas småkager.

Fridas småkager var fandenme soft.

by Ditpseudonym October 8, 2020

soft dick

truthful; not a lie. Used similarly to phrases like “no cap!”, “no joke!”, and “forreal!”

Person 1: Dude, that guy? He keeps a mirror in his room for, uh... you-know-what.
Person 2: Nah, you’re lying.
Person 1: Soft dick, he told me straight up!

by beezmester November 12, 2020

Soft insult

Soft Insult- An insult disguised as a compliment, often used in the southern states. Super condescending.

She really thought she could get with the hot guy at the bar so she wrote her number down on his napkin. then his hawt girlfriend walked up and says "Oh sweetheart, BLESS YOU HEART! You thought you had a chance with him!" And they both laughed in her face. BOOM! SOUTHERN BELL SWEET SLAPPED WITH A SOFT INSULT

by Cairish February 8, 2018

Soft

A feeling only little bitches feel when in the presence of a attractive person.

That female is soft when that guy talks to her.

by Were money March 25, 2021

soft thug

Soft thug: Typically defined as the wanna be ghetto thugs of the areas such as South East Los Angeles.

Dakota your solid color off brand shirt is so soft thug

by #CLIT July 18, 2016

soft fired

When your still employed with a company, but instead of firing you they never schedule you no matter how much you beg/bother them about getting any hours and that you want to work whenever they could use you.

My employer is too big of a vagina to straight up fire me, so they soft fired me instead.

by Little Johnny July 16, 2023