Rishi Rub

Rishi Rub is the act of checking your pockets for change after being bank raped by the Tories.

Have you done your Rishi Rub ready for the pub?

by KBlack92 May 3, 2024

Rubbing a jack

Slang term for masturbating.

Last night, I was rubbing a jack.

by Fred O'Lay June 22, 2021

Rubbing Butter

Butter you have to spread yourself on a food item.

”Granny hand me some of that good rubbing butter for my waffles”

by Shysky99 July 6, 2021

rub it more~

When your girl who your fucking up says to rub her yk more or when your scrub daddy says it

Alice said ‘Ahh~rub it more scrub daddy’
Alex rubbed her yk and shoved it in her hole
Alice said ‘Ahhh~ that’s how a real man does it 😩

Then David jumped on her and shoved it in her hole 30cm
Alice screamed in joy ‘ahhh~ scrub daddy ohh~your the best~~
David said ‘ rub it more bbg or you won’t be mah scrub mommy~

Scrub it more~ when your girl who your fucking up says to rub her yk more

by Ilovethepuppetfnaf February 2, 2026

Friction Rubbing

The art of rubbing your wood against your bed sheet or mattress.

I couldn’t get out of bed this morning till i started friction rubbing

by Sploogington February 11, 2026

Beak rubbing

Beak rubbing: The compulsive, repetitive touching, rubbing, of ones nose by someone who has recently used cocaine, often done subconsciously.

Example:
He was in the pub chatting away, but he kept rubbing his nose every two minutes — he must’ve had a bit too much cocaine.

Lee; Bruv, what’s the matter with him over there?
Has he got a cold or something?
He keeps touching his nose, LOL.

Frank: He’s on cocaine, you muppet.
He’s been beak rubbing all night.

Lee: LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese February 11, 2026