German Oil Change

When you're having sex with a German girl in missionary and she reaches her hand around and fingers your butt. Popularized at the University of Iowa.

"This German girl last night was crazy she kept giving me German Oil Changes" "The Germans love butt stuff especially the German oil change"

by Eddy carreras May 10, 2025

oil toil

Working so hard as to burn the midnight oil.

Tonight was an oil toil at the office.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Dropped my oil pan

To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!

"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"

by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016

Nuln oil

Fuckin best drink to ever exist
Also a acrylic wash paint made by Citadel for Warhammer miniatures

Dude 1: I gave up painting this shit dude, im drinking the whole Nuln oil pot.

Dude 2: You're fucking stupid, don't do that shit.

by llmbobo June 3, 2024

oil griffiths

a fat over weight wanna be member of blazin squad!!

twat ofcourse, oli is a twat

by ergqabhgahet February 9, 2004

Holiday Oil Dam

The act in which a person places a rubber bung 2.4inches deep in their asshole at 12:00 am on December the 1st. The person then proceeds to glue or tape the bung in place. Then without breaking or removing the bung to prevent the release of faeces from the body. Then at midnight every day bring the bung out 0.1 inches every time until on Christmas Day or 25th December, take it out in which an oil like shit stream will be released like an oil filled dam.

Jared- Yo bro are you doing anything special this Christmas?
You- Yeah man i am participating in the annual Holiday Oil Dam
Jared- Your a weird guy you know?

by Dinomax65 October 17, 2025

Balkan oil check

When you suck your pinky finger and insert it an another persons anus then taste your pinky finger again.

That fart smells like you need a balkan oil check. You're probably running hot.

by CP85 June 23, 2022