anal speed bag

Fisting the anus with both hands in a rapid succession.

That girls anus was used like an anal speed bag. Imagine Rocky Balboa punching a speed bag.

by Folks from D7 September 19, 2017

Bathtub Speed

The terminal velocity of a porcelain bathtub.

"When I was skydiving I almost went bathtub speed."

by benisthelion October 18, 2017

In hyperloop speed

This is a new terminology that depicts "a speed of business' that hasn't been possible before. "ASAP" in the past denoted that work needs to be done "soon as possible" opening it up for interpretation. "Immediately" meant right now, but fails to convey the urgency. "Hyperloop" on the other hand sends the message that every second from the utterance of the word is a loss of business and someone needs to get it done in the next second.

Please send me your comments in hyperloop speed!

by Hyperloop April 7, 2017

Speed bump

A bump in the road that fuckers like to drive their fucking cars fast over

He drove over the speed bump as fast as he could and he got pulled over by the police.

by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2017

Obital Speed

the amazing creation from the great and famous Paul Rodgers

it is a random speed that no one knows what it is but it just there because Rodgers said so

the obital speed is good

by Disonere April 25, 2017

speed-shipping

When someone is thriving too hard, making an average of one new Facebook friend every 1.5 minutes. Friend(ship) + (speed) dating = speed-shipping.

Could also be used in reference to new followers on Instagram/Twitter.

friendship speed dating

That's like one new friend every 1.5 minutes! I'm so popular! That's called speed-shipping!

by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017

Speed-fanning

Having a conversation with a celebrity as quickly as possible because security is pressuring you to move on

"Dude, I was last in line to get a photo with Anna Akana and found myself speed-fanning because the place was closing"

by Onaeek May 24, 2017