#arse-bandit

#arse-bandit is the official title for someone who is an absolute gay boy

“Your such an #arse-bandit”

by Stayout March 1, 2019

squank arse

Squank arse. A absoluty disgusting whore who enjoys sex with animals and gives blumkins at children fares for money, you can usually pick out a squank from a mile away due to the reeking smell of fish and and rotten dog shit.

Oh man, i can smell a squank arse, or is that a fish shop?

by Thesnowbank December 7, 2014

Rat arse

to describe your ex because he’s a piece of shit so don’t call him by his first name call him rat arse xxx

“did you see rat arse?”
“who oh- RAT ARSE yeah he’s looking lovely 💀”

by atgggthxxx December 17, 2023

Mystery arse

One with the smelly hole

Lucas you’ve some mystery arse

by Erniefella December 2, 2019

Up your own arse

When you love yourself too much

Caitlin stop being up your own arse

by Strongdickgame December 14, 2020

Arse splinters

Arse splinters. - when you do a fibrous nutty log and it rips on the way out.

I’m never eating pistachios again after the Arse splinters they gave me this morning.

by Jay.Bee December 21, 2023

cabby arsed

Slang for "can't be arsed," meaning "can't be bothered."

I was going to put up the new photos, but I cabby arsed right now.

by Open Face Surgery August 22, 2006