Straight Hop

Mario One Jump Terminology 1.a.1

A straight hop is when you skim flying/hopping koopa troopa's face just touching his head with your foot and are propelled high into the air.

Synonyms: Roll-House, Face-Roll, Straight-Up, Launch-Hop.
1. You can achieve great jump distance with a well executed Straight Hop.

2. Woah sick Straight Hop, you sir have mad Mario 1 skills!
by Horks September 11, 2008
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straight pedophile

Usually taken to mean a pedophile who will only fuck children. Must never be used in context of sexual orientation, as being a pedophile has nothing to with being straight or gay!
Word is that Alfred is a straight pedophile! He who won't fuck anything except maybe children.
by Esa4 September 13, 2019
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Straight savage

Nick Scibilio. 216 legend. “Prove yourself”
You know “Nick Scibilio” kids a straight savage. Straight legend. Borderline losah.
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Straight Piped

To fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she uncontrollably mubble like a 440 motor.
Man last night I heard Haylee was Straight Piped by Conner it was crazy.
by Kren Markland July 19, 2021
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Straight Mystery

1) The art of being the person that everyone in the party notices, but no one at the party seems to know.

2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.

3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.
1) Guy 1: You man who's that slampiece milkin' the keg right now?

Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.

Guy 1: Straight Mystery...

2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?

The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.

Rabbit: Straight Mystery...

3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.
by Swagstar69 April 21, 2011
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Straight and fruity

Likes the same sex but isnt quite homosexual
“Hey Kayla I heard you like girls”

“Not really, only this one girl”

Oh so youre just straight and fruity
by Yagurlll✨ September 23, 2021
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straight makeup

MAKEUP DONE COMPLETELY FLAWLESS AND IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE YOU FIX IT INSTANTLY
WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG WHEN DOING YOUR MAKEUP??
BECUASE I LIKE TO DO STRAIGHT MAKEUP
by ROCK N ROLL WITH ZIGGY February 27, 2022
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