Russian Pie

When someone shits on both of your nipples and then slaps each nipple with the head of the head of the penis while ejaculating and puts it in their partners mouth. Mmmm delicious.

Hey honey, you craving a Russian Pie tonight?

by hayzub January 24, 2019

russian dp

When a girl takes her vagina, fills it with liquor, then gets her boyfriend to light it on fire. After she is screaming in pain, you begin to repeatedly stab her in both of her eyes, causing a double pounding.

The girl screamed double last night! What a russian dp she had.

by JohnDoeIsAHoe January 2, 2015

russian poolette

it involves two or more people (but at least two) with one person shitting off a building, hill, tall balcony, treehouse or even a really tall ladder and having the other person shoot a arrow up their butthole and just before the arrow reaches the recipients butthole he or she moves and the arrow plunges into the shitters ass instead off the anus
WARNING: if the arrow enters the recipients anus call a ambulance immediately.
because you don't want a bunch of hooligans to give you the "clogged rolls Royce" which involves the removal of the arrow in a painful way.

Shaun: I was playing Russian poolette with sarah and it got stuck up my anus and then she gave me the clogged rolls Royce and the flossing string got stuck in my butt too!
Ahmed: ouch

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 7, 2018

Russian Binoculars

N. The act of putting your ballsack over your partners eyes, forcing them to look through a pair of ballsack "binoculars."

After I tapped that chick from behind I made her look through my Russian binoculars.

by timberrr July 18, 2014

Russian-Pipeline

when 3 russian people are lined up mouth to anus but they are naked in the freezing cold.

Me nikoli and sam had a russian-pipeline last night. My knees froze off

by soviet sam June 21, 2014

Filthy Russian

An individual of Russian decent who likes to cheat, steal, talk a lot of shit, is an active racist and likes to do things illegally and barely ever gets caught. Often rich, and an alcoholic.

-"Check out that drunk dude talking racist smack while stealing someone's TV"
-"Damn what a filthy Russian."

by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016

Russian Firedrill

When two males get hammered on as much vodka as humanly possible and then have anal sex without lube.

Gay male #1- Hey you wanna do the Russian Firedrill?
Straight Male #1- Yeah sure what's that?
*The next day*
(Formerly) Straight Male #1- Why the fuck is my ass on fire?

by GRNDPHBZ October 14, 2011