nick purvis

one hot boy. who rocks (insert girls name here) world. by his politeness and hand shaking, if you know what i mean;)

Her: do you see that guy shaking that dads hand?
Her 2: he must be a nick purvis

by Fat patrisha October 28, 2013

Nick Neepson

Nick Neepson, a fish entity with an IQ charged by the power of a thousand microwaves. This mythical sentient being is found swimming in the depths of the ocean with his little fishy friends. A spawn of magic and mischief Neepsons are the strongest of Ravenclaw's. As mighty as the Neepson may seem it is often found under the guidance of the mythical 'Paschalzebra' (more on that later)

Neep fan: "Is that Nick Neepson? Woah, he be Neepin'"

Neep fan 2: "Watch me Neep Neep, watch me whip"

by Arthur Bilmbo May 22, 2023

The Nick Effect

The phenomenon that occurs when Nick or a Nick joins your server or squad and causes performances issues on your PC or console.

Nathan: "Yo man, I'm getting 30 fps less than usual!
Phil: " Must be The Nick Effect."
Nick: "Yo."

by TheElMexican May 4, 2020

The Nick Offerman

To have intercourse with a partner( preferably one who is open to your advances) and upon climax, pull out your gun and fire a round laced with double entendre into the nigh sky.

news person: police were called to the scene due to reports of gunfire and screaming. luckily the suspect just pulled The Nick Offerman.

by the dearly ditched October 1, 2014

nick rosas

A lazy piece of shit that barely goes to school, is spoiled by his mom, and barely goes to school.

Is nick rosas gay

by Autism420 January 31, 2020

Nick's Law

When carpooling, Nick's Law states that the driver scheduled on a short week (ie. 4-day week due to a holiday) can take vacation, but still claim the week. Individual days should be covered by other carpoolers, and paid back by the individual on vacation at a later date.

Next week is only a 4-day week due to Independence day. I'm on vacation next week, but it's my week to drive for the carpool. Rather than trading the whole week, I'm going to sell of the days using Nick's Law, so that I don't lose my 4-day week opportunity.

by Ralf Ralph November 9, 2018

Nick Rutledge

Very awesome, slick dude that has a massive cock with a length of 10.5 inches. He also has a strange addiction for chocolate milk

Girl: that guy has a massive cock and is drinking chocolate milk. Bet he's a Nick Rutledge

by TheDefinitionOfHugeCocks September 1, 2017