Muffin Top

When a female has on really tight low rider jeans and her fat is bulging out at the waist. Looking like the top of a muffin

The girl's jeans are way to tight her fat looks like a muffin top.

by Camrin2Fresh July 02, 2008

Milf Muffins

Tasty muffins made by Bulman's mum
a.k.a MILF!

Wow those Milf Muffins were peng!

by Dave Lewis November 15, 2007

muffin top

When the pants or skirt someone is wearing is to tight (bought 2 years ago) and fat hangs over the top. Making you look like a muffin.

Look at that girl! She has a muffin top and she looks like a whore!

by Ashlee Irene December 28, 2005

Muffin

Politically correct word for the politically incorrect misusage of the words "retard" or "retarded."

Johnny walks into a tree and proclaims "I am such a muffin!" or Arianna and Amanda run into the freezing lake with bikinis and two days later recall the incident to one another: "That was so muffin."

by jessg December 07, 2006

muffin

A nickname for a rag a muffin

i can't go outside today...i look like a muffin!

by desi, and tiffy April 08, 2007

Muffin

a random pointless word put after describing somone

Omg she is such a fat Muffin.

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by Hannahisacoolmuffin March 11, 2008

Cunt Muffin

A muffin, usually blueberry, that is made with juice of a vagina.

Excuse me, would you like to try one of my cunt muffins.

by Big titybitch January 15, 2010