Muffin Top

When a female has on really tight low rider jeans and her fat is bulging out at the waist. Looking like the top of a muffin

The girl's jeans are way to tight her fat looks like a muffin top.

by Camrin2Fresh July 2, 2008

Milf Muffins

Tasty muffins made by Bulman's mum
a.k.a MILF!

Wow those Milf Muffins were peng!

by Dave Lewis December 12, 2007

muffin top

When the pants or skirt someone is wearing is to tight (bought 2 years ago) and fat hangs over the top. Making you look like a muffin.

Look at that girl! She has a muffin top and she looks like a whore!

by Ashlee Irene December 29, 2005

Cunt Muffin

A muffin, usually blueberry, that is made with juice of a vagina.

Excuse me, would you like to try one of my cunt muffins.

by Big titybitch January 14, 2010

Jizz Muffins

Particularly fine, fuckable breasts.

Look at those tasty Jizz Muffins.

by Phrow-doe August 30, 2009

alterna-muffin

A hot alternative or punk girl. Tattoos and piercings are key.

Remember that alterna-muffin we met at the Blink concert last weeekend? Yeah, I tapped that!

by N Jacobs August 24, 2004

muffin club

A group of young women

by mach 10 May 13, 2003