Muffin Top

When a female has on really tight low rider jeans and her fat is bulging out at the waist. Looking like the top of a muffin

The girl's jeans are way to tight her fat looks like a muffin top.

by Camrin2Fresh July 2, 2008

Milf Muffins

Tasty muffins made by Bulman's mum
a.k.a MILF!

Wow those Milf Muffins were peng!

by Dave Lewis December 12, 2007

muffin top

When the pants or skirt someone is wearing is to tight (bought 2 years ago) and fat hangs over the top. Making you look like a muffin.

Look at that girl! She has a muffin top and she looks like a whore!

by Ashlee Irene December 29, 2005

Cunt Muffin

A muffin, usually blueberry, that is made with juice of a vagina.

Excuse me, would you like to try one of my cunt muffins.

by Big titybitch January 14, 2010

Muffin Fluffer

1) Generally, a woman who masturbates although it can be applied to men as well
2) Derogatory term similar to wanker or jerkoff but usually applied to females

1) She's obviously a muffin fluffer
2) I can't believe she told everyone that story. What a muffin fluffer

by ElliotM April 4, 2009

trucker muffin

The girlfriend of a close friend whose facial features and body type are an abomination to the female species. Usually with something known as a 'muffin top,' or too much hanging over pants that are far too tight. Ew.
Also, said 'trucker muffin' will refuse to stop truckin' while begging for sexual activity or attention of some kind.

Damn, trucker muffin's got JT on a leash and it ain't pretty.

by Joz-E September 30, 2006

selling muffins

A way of describing a girl's cleavage, referring to the way a muffin top looks. Especially girls in low cut shirts that know they are showing off a little.

Did you see that girl?

Yeah, shes selling muffins!

by sublimex1 November 16, 2007