A movie with no definite plot. Usually involves fantasy tales, but are always slightly traumatizing. Not many other people can identify “john bivona” movies because they are unusual and concerning for children to watch. John Bivona selects these movies for his children to view, ultimately resulting in fucked-up mental states of the bivona kids. Any other children present while watching a john bivona movie usually turns out fucked-up as well.
“Have you ever heard of ‘Song of the Sea’?”
“No.. what on earth is that?”
“Oh, it’s just a john bivona movie.”
“No.. what on earth is that?”
“Oh, it’s just a john bivona movie.”
by theslayestslay November 29, 2022
Get the John bivona moviemug. Watching media that only involves explosions, guns, revenge narrative, banks and just a lot of loud noises and/or flashing lights without a cohesive or even remotely storyline.
by anonymous November 12, 2020
Get the JFallon Moviemug. by EricTheOstrich August 23, 2020
Get the Movie Nightsmug. by Luke Tron August 11, 2025
Get the Fucking The Moviemug. 
I don’t watch movies
A married man walks into a park bathroom and loudly shouts “l don’t watch movies”.
A married man walks into a park bathroom and loudly shouts “l don’t watch movies”.
by monotomgreen December 17, 2023
Get the I don’t watch moviesmug. Someone (uncultured): Hey, did you see the Percy Jackson movies.
Sane Person: What movies? There are no movies. Read this. *hands pjo series*
Sane Person: What movies? There are no movies. Read this. *hands pjo series*
by Chaonix September 16, 2025
Get the Percy Jackson Moviesmug.