Wetback Mountain

A Fierce Cove on the east side of the grapevine lake where a numerous number of wetbacks seek shelter from the popo.

I saw a couple of Wetbacks sprinting to Wetback Mountain Seeking Shelter.

by salaaaa October 26, 2006

King Shit of Fuck Mountain

An ironic, white collar phrase best used at the most inappropriate time possible to emphasize how effective you are at beating the corporate bureaucracy. Will simultaneously impress and threaten your fellow coworkers, be they management consultants, lawyers, or investment bankers.

Setting: Office war room on the eve of a major consulting client presentation.

White guy one: Does that discounted cash flow model have a macro coded for…

White guy two: Does it have a macro? Are you fucking kidding me?!? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. That Excel spreadsheet would suck my cock at the stroke of a key if I told it to. It’s got a macro for your mom for Christ sake!

by gelf February 20, 2009

Mountain State Cougar

An alias you use when going to the infamous titty bar "Southern Xposure".

"Hey, man who are you?"

"I'm a Mountain State Cougar!"

"Hell, Fuck yeah!"

by Pablo Montoya December 12, 2006

Shit Mountain

When you're taking a shit and there's so much shit before you flush that it makes a little mountain. Therefore it's above the toilet water causing it to really stink even worse. They're easily made if ones shit misses the bottom and builds up on the side of the toilet.

Honey I just made a big shit mountain that really was funky

by Fireman85 November 1, 2018

Snow on the Mountains

The act of dousing a woman's breasts with a decent load of jizz, thus creating a swiss alps picturesque.

Brandon Lowry was sprayed with a load of jizz on his chest and awoke angrily to find Hank mid-wank. "I'm not a woman!" Brandon Lowry shouted angrily. "Oh, my bad your breasts say otherwise so i put snow on the mountains" replied Hank...

by Rapscalions without inhibition February 1, 2010

that’s how we do it in mountain brook

what you say when you throw your iphone x on the ground for fun because you know your parents will buy you a new one.

“I just threw my new phone on the ground. That’s how we do it in mountain brook.”

by komocjfjrdjsj December 27, 2019

mountain ride

Term coined in NEPA that means to smoke pot while riding up that long, winding road in Suscon.

Be careful of the cops while on a mountain ride.

by Savatage August 28, 2006