Matthew

This man is let's say, strange. first off all Matthew's are furries. They say UwU 24/7! They like to say the word Potato and put's raddish jam on his french toast! He thinks the earth is flat and uses the urinal as his litter box! Can you belive that? It's disgusting!

Woah Matthew is that a raddish? Matthew: Sure is ;) UwU

by Barrythebee April 27, 2020

Matthew McConaughey

Appearing to be a good actor by being in good movies without actually being a good actor

Tom Cruise is a Matthew McConaughey

by MurphQuake February 4, 2014

Matthew Neyens

Matthew Neyes can be classified as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shemale
http://www.acheta.de/heimchen/vag2.jpg
Masturbates always to the Heshe entertaining womanized Niggers explicitly yiffing excesive sperm

Matthew Neyens is a whore

by dubble bubble December 14, 2008

Matthew P

A guy who will ask for forced sex so he can get money because he's a poor sap

Matthew P is the only person I know that likes Rape

by notaboomer9000 November 30, 2019

Matthew

An annoying asshole who i hate with a passion. He is so smelly and "special"

Don't be such a matthew

by orcalover2004 May 28, 2018

Matthew

they are the hottest most sexiest men on the planet and they are the best at sex

I love matthew

by burtcake69 July 16, 2019

Matthew

A matthew is a nonce, if you see a matthew RUN and dont look back

Me: Omg that's a matthew I better run
Matthew: come here little child

by Dhdhdhdj May 31, 2020