Matthew Cederbloom

A person you meet unexpectedly in your life that acts gay but claims to not be, even though his girlfriend claims to be a cover-up.

That man acted like a Matthew cederbloom.

by TrojanCommunity August 15, 2022

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Matthew Lahti

An avid starwars fan

“Let’s go to Disney and wait 5 hours in the new Star Wars ride” -Matthew Lahti

by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022

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Matthew Hubbuck

the poop that you are unable to scrub off your butthole because it's dry

Bro I got Matthew Hubbuck on my pants. Kinda ngl.

by Moe Lesting March 28, 2022

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Matthew Stark

The biggest giga chad you'll ever meet bro and is such a ladies man

look at Matthew Stark kinda cute tho

by A real Giga Chad March 28, 2022

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This is an neutral type of Matthew, they always wear a sweater no matter what temperature. They have an extreme liking to the feeling of cold, but does not care about heat at all. Most sweater wearing Matthews are very resilient to everything, and are very good with combat. About half of these Matthews know morse code and have hidden weapons on them everywhere they go. You should generally stay away or become A friend.

That is A Matthew with a sweater, I should stay away.

by Matthew With A Sweater January 26, 2022

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