Dick pic machine

A synonym for cell phone.

Can you pass me my dick pic machine? I need to take a selfie

by Aitaix March 11, 2021

Human Washing Machine

A man who makes weird noises believing in fact, he is a human washing machine.

Is that a human washing machine in your house Dan?
Nah.
Don't lie to me Dan.

by Penncilvester January 31, 2018

The Persian Vending Machine

The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.

Jim: Dude! Shes a total slut! I had her give me the persian vending machine!

John: Gross

by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020

Building a washing machine

Smoking weed or a joint

Look over there! Those hooligans are building a washing machine

by Washing Machine Warrior March 9, 2023

pretty hate machine

my wife

i love my wife pretty hate machine by nine inch nails

by HATMA989 January 2, 2023

washing machine fail

when a washing machine self destructs while spinning

Are you doing washing machine fail?

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

Swimming Sex Machine

This is when you take your girl to the beach, proceed to insert your penis into her vagina and while one, in sync you swim together and eventually find yourself in a riptide which makes it all the more fun. And after a certain amount of time the males penis becomes prune so it makes this activity a difficult one to pull off

Oh Max was a swimming sex machine!

by rozennn June 2, 2018