jizz cuh

a down ass hoe(woman wanting sex) who is aroused sexually when her partner gets sperm in or around her mouth

Damn i hope that DiJinay is a jizz cuh, i am really down to cum in a hoe's mouth tonight!!! Hope she doesn't catch the clap...

by todd anthony March 15, 2008

Oven Jizz

Heat

Make sure that oven jizz is hot enough to thoroughly cook that pizza!

by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012

Jizz Lover

A female or male who loves jizz or cum.

Dude, that bitch is a fucking Jizz Lover.

by CelebrAsian September 26, 2009

Jizz Shamrock

When you blow your load on your chick and mix it with green food coloring in the spirit of St. Patrick's Day

I woke up this morning to my boyfriend giving me Jizz Shamrock face painting. Complete with green food coloring and sprinkles.

by BlarneyBone March 31, 2011

Jizz Lobotomy

While receiving oral, the man (at the moment of climax) pulls out and stuffs the tip of the penis (urethra) in one of the female's nostrils to let the load loose.

Bonus points - Egyptian Lobotomy - Only achievable with an exceptionally thick load...removal of the load looks like a step within the Egyptian mummification in process - pulling out the brain through the nose...

Last night I pulled the Jizz Lobotomy on my girl... Cleared out her sinus problem in one shot!

by Dewyz1100 January 12, 2011

jizz puff

- A puff of jizz.
- A tissue used to absorb jizz.
- Albino cousin to jiggly puff.

"Woa man, did you just see that jizz puff...eh...float by?"

"Check out this cleenex, I drew a cartoon on it, but don't touch the other side, as I've been using it as a jizz puff."

"Was that a white jiggly puff?"
"Why, no friend, that was a JIZZ puff. They are very rare."

by vincelives September 17, 2008

jizz rifle

Ones Penis, Normaly Fenidishly Large In Size

Wow, You See That Jizz Rifle, He Could Impregnate A Whale With That Thing

by alexxxisme December 14, 2008