Jim

The god of the world and life. Jim is the god of all gods you must hail him.

Person 1: Do you hail Jim?
Person 2: Of course i do!

by HBombBomb July 16, 2021

Jim Dear

In the film Lady and the Tramp, Lady thinks her human companions are named "Darling" and "Jim Dear."

also, a nickname I really like (:

Jim Dear, won't you come have dinner with me?

Jim Dear, you know I love you.

by Shaney70934 January 21, 2013

Jim

Welsh slang for "spliff"

Daf: "Hey Alan, up for a Jim??"
Alan: "Oooh I dunno about tonight, maybe we can have a gym sesh another day?"
Daf: "Ahh fairs that's OK"
Alan: "I wouldn't mind coming over for a spliff tho!"
Daf: "Ffs Alan, Jim means spliff"

"Babes you up for rolling us a phat Jim?"

by mistarjems February 3, 2020

Jim bob

A redneck pervert that Marries one or more of his own daughters.

See that pervert over there. He’s a real Jim bob.

by Evillive August 27, 2025

BIG JIM

The fattest person in hoover everybody be talking about him.

BIG JIM IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DIEHARDNOAH February 28, 2020

Jim Jonesed

Willingly but not knowingly participating one's own euthanization or extermination.

Hey they just got the JAB. No they didn't, they just got Jim Jonesed

by Jobesd July 28, 2021

Jim

A Jim, or anyone with the name Jim is the pinnacle of humankind. Jim’s are kind, Karina loving people with immense brain power and intellectual capability. Jim’s are the kind of people who will lead the world into the future with all their great thinking. Jim’s are also capable of great sex, due to their amazing technique good length and nice girth. Altogether Jim’s are the best kind of humans you can get.

Hey are you called Jim
Yeah
Well, you must be great
Hell yeah

Hey Jim you ready to have sex again
Yeah, of course, I have the stamina of a cheetah
Nice let’s bang right away

by ArabicDave312 September 3, 2022