Someone who is completely retarded when sexually active but usually a stinky ass turd and needs to get friends.
Jack was really a retarded jack when he tried to do the sixty-nine position with Desere, the fat stinky hoe of the town.
by Chink Ming November 22, 2013
Get the retarded jack mug.This is the 3rd phase after NNN (no nut November) and DDD(destroy dick December). It involves jacking off to Christmas music in the following pattern:
Days Times
1. 1.
2. 1.
3. 2.
4. 3
5. 5
(Amount of times is Fibonacci)
Eligibility: only the people who have completed NNN and DDD may do this!
The winner will obtain the 3Js badge for the their courage, strength and resilience and they will qualify for the next round, fingerless February.
Last note: the song must be always the same one and it has to be played at full volume on a speaker(headphones don't count but phone speaker counts as long as it's loud, 60dB ).
Days Times
1. 1.
2. 1.
3. 2.
4. 3
5. 5
(Amount of times is Fibonacci)
Eligibility: only the people who have completed NNN and DDD may do this!
The winner will obtain the 3Js badge for the their courage, strength and resilience and they will qualify for the next round, fingerless February.
Last note: the song must be always the same one and it has to be played at full volume on a speaker(headphones don't count but phone speaker counts as long as it's loud, 60dB ).
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