That decision point when you wake up and decide whether or not you will be 'today-ing' or whether you ought just take a dump and go back to bed.
A"w fuck it, Im not going to be today-ing today."
"Tomorrow I might try today-ing if the weather is nice."
"Yesterday I smoked dope all day long. I was today-ing all day"
WARNING: Should you find yourself falling through a portal to a black hole that is threatening the fabric of existence, try todaying yesterday. It may save humanity for tomorrow.
"Tomorrow I might try today-ing if the weather is nice."
"Yesterday I smoked dope all day long. I was today-ing all day"
WARNING: Should you find yourself falling through a portal to a black hole that is threatening the fabric of existence, try todaying yesterday. It may save humanity for tomorrow.
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Get the Wiggalo-ing mug.When the division and "hate" between two political figures, parties, countries, etc. is predominantly fabricated, and both parties/figures are on much better terms with each other than what they portray, all to benefit their own personal interests.
"Dude, did you see the picture of the Clinton's with Trump at his wedding? I thought they hated each other!"
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."
Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."
Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.
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Get the Water(ing) Hole Politics mug.1) When you blurt things out that make no sense without thinking about it. Basically a half-baked thought that decided it wanted to come out before it was done.
2) To vomit words uncontrollably as if speaking to an audience when unprepared.
3)When you start losing an argument so bad, you just start saying "Fuck you if you think I'm stupid.".
4) To get so angry during an argument that one loses track of their own standpoint, disregards the opponent's standpoint, and begins spouting unrelated nonsense
2) To vomit words uncontrollably as if speaking to an audience when unprepared.
3)When you start losing an argument so bad, you just start saying "Fuck you if you think I'm stupid.".
4) To get so angry during an argument that one loses track of their own standpoint, disregards the opponent's standpoint, and begins spouting unrelated nonsense
Man 1: Yo ma, I really gotta brush my teeth.
Man 2: Hey did you know that a man in India decided to brush his teeth.
Man 1: What do you mean-
Man 2: And even though I said "No way man." He just stopped and looked around.
Man 1: Dude, you're mio-ing right now.
Man 2: I can't even pee upright.
Man 2: Hey did you know that a man in India decided to brush his teeth.
Man 1: What do you mean-
Man 2: And even though I said "No way man." He just stopped and looked around.
Man 1: Dude, you're mio-ing right now.
Man 2: I can't even pee upright.
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