national kiss a country boy day

On December 1st you have to find a country boy and kiss him and thank him for all he does

Girl:do you know what day it is?
Country boy:December 1st?
Girl:*kisses him*. It’s national kiss a country boy day!!
Country boy:well I’m not gon complain

by HighVoltageOutdoors November 23, 2023

taste the high country

To know what it feels like to be living off the land.

“Wouldn’t you like to Taste the High Country”

by Zellywiggler March 26, 2024

country dumpling

After a long night of partying someone is going to take a shit in the field

After destroying the field with the party, Joebob had to drop a country dumpling to finish off the night!!!

by Neversawitcumming December 15, 2017

country cooter

The worst country asshole to have a lifted truck with a small penis with a whole can of dip in his mouth to want gum cancer with a stack in the bed to fuck his sister from Kentucky

That ole country cooter tried sellin me a new car

by Country Cooter March 26, 2018

Country Loving

Country loving is hard and intense anal sex including ass eating.

gf: how about you give me some country loving Bubba?
bf: All right

by Dr. Cletus August 17, 2022

country glenn

Country Glenn is an apartment complex where all the beaners live, no wifi signal, most have no papers, and all you will see when you enter the complex is trucks and landscaping equipment.

Friend 1: yo you trynna go to country glenn?

friend 2: nah bro im not trynna get shot

friend 1: yea you right

by ball trimmer 69 December 04, 2023

Country Squire Lakes

Meth Capital Of The World!!!

Drive-By Shootings!!!
Meth Lab Trailers Exploding!!!

Country Squire Lakes Is Just Methed-Up!!!

by Methed-Up April 24, 2019