Human Cat

A person named mike who acts like a cat and preys on baseball dads

Baseball player: This human cat named mike had sex with my dad Bob and then made us feed him cabbage.

Baseball player 2: Oh he is my baseball coach he has autism, he runs around in the outfield when we are taking BP.

Baseball player 1: what a retard

by Johnny Big Mac 1215 August 9, 2021

Human Pancake

Is a person who is so fat that they appear to be a pancake. Extremely, monstrously obese. A huge pancake expanse of flesh.

I saw a human pancake yesterday. Nasty!

by Yourmomgay69696969696969 May 14, 2018

human pouch

An all purpose storage location within all humans. Generally used by video game characters with large inventories

A: Dude, where did that gun go?
B: Shit A dawg, mans dun put it in his human pouch, yo
A: Word

by Ace Rodgers December 25, 2007

human shoulder

A large sweaty mass of a person who's proportions make him/her resemble a walking, talking shoulder.

Rich, I can't take it anymore. The Human Shoulder's incessant whining and loudspeaker voice are driving me insane.

by zm July 25, 2003

Human Beanbag

When someone (usually a woman) sits on your face or body for long periods of time in a dominant manner with sexual connotations

"I wish Lady Dimitrescu would use me as a human beanbag."

by rektx May 22, 2021

Therapy human

A friend who acts as everyones therapist without them knowing or without them wanting to, a person who has to deal with everyone's problems.

"Your my therapy human! "

by Booperdoopergirl November 8, 2019

Human mannequin

Huening Bahiyyih Jaleh one of the most promising 4th gen idol, quoted by the kmedia as a "human mannequin" that she needs no corrections and even her hair dances.

Bahiyyih/princess hiyyih/hyuba/jaleh is a human mannequin, she shines not just because of her astonishing talent but because of her top-tier visuals, perfect body proportions, and how elegant she is without even trying. She is the moment.

by Hyuba"happy virus" protector June 25, 2022