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hanky stanky

The act of partaking in sexual activites (i.e. beej, bonage, blumpkin)
Yo broton, me and that dime got deep into some country style hanky stanky.
hanky stanky by Simon Brolivar November 16, 2009

honey-weiner syndrome 

A syndrome of the weiner after screwing a bottle of honey. Take a wild guess.
"How the heck did I get honey-weiner syndrome????"
"Gee, I wonder."

honey bucket horror

The process of dropping a rock or brick down the air vent of a porta-potty resulting in back-splash on the occupant. Artificial re-creation of Poseidon's kiss.
Hey man can you pass me that rock? Since Jake lost the game for us, I'm going to give him a honey bucket horror while he's taking a shit.

Jizz Hanky 

A condom, that has been used for once, or generally multiple times for fornication, generally found in the trash or bedside tables.
Henry: I found a Jizz Hanky in my sister's trash can.
Guy 2: Dude, thats some fucked up shit.. Gross.....
Daniel: what the fuck?
Jizz Hanky by Dickballs29 January 31, 2009

airborne honey bear

The act of blowing your load on a flight attendant, yelling "TASTE THE HONEY"
Blake was giving my sister an airborne honey bear the other night. It was pretty sweet.

Pink Honey 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a parter after pouring warm honey on her vagina.
Tom: how was she, bro?
Eli: it was the best, I made some pink honey!
Tom: damn son, did you get a little butt honey going?
Eli: I tried to, but she wasn't into it