To wake up in the dead of night, fully torqued, and aggressively masturbate just to fall back asleep.
by GeneKreemer March 24, 2025
Get the Jab the Hogmug. Oy! I tried to give you a hug and all I got was this hand drenched in hog sap
"You're going about has wreaked you of hog sap!"
"You're going about has wreaked you of hog sap!"
by Idontmow July 16, 2025
Get the Hog sapmug. The act of taking your penis and dipping the tip of it into an alcoholic Baja Blast from Taco Bell to prevent premature ejaculation.
"I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and thought I was gonna nut 5 minutes in. Luckily I was able to pull out the old frosty hog and it was smooth sailing from there."
by frosty pete January 3, 2025
Get the frosty hogmug. Referring to your penis after a long night of drinking then going out to purpously sleep with large women in competition with your friends to see who can sleep with the most in one night.
by firebill July 14, 2011
Get the Hog Augermug. Something that is bad. Some could say hogs goblin could be defined as the worst. This definition was derived from working at KFC as it is the worst place to work.
by Thanks for playing July 7, 2015
Get the hogs goblinmug. Someone who relentlessly hoards xp to themselves in a video game. They always work alone, as having anyone accompanying them will inadvertbly force them to do the one thing they despise more than anything else: sharing xp.
When Jeff plays minecraft, he likes to build cunning traps around mob spawners to trap other players. What a xp hog.
by zombieman132 October 18, 2013
Get the xp hogmug. by -60 June 1, 2022
Get the Ball hogmug.