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Canada's History

An old American euphemism for a Canadian Sex Act using moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup
I sure enjoyed Canada's History last night
by OneCrazyCanadian February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

An extremely rare sex act involving the dug up and desecrated corpses of Samuel de Champlain, John A. Macdonald, and that bear cub who was the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh. The process takes a long time and is incredibly uninteresting for all parties involved.
Most pornographers agree Canada's history is a myth and should never be discussed or acknowledged.
by UltraChewy February 4, 2010
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History

Something that doesn't need to be torn down or replaced. As long as people are (mis)led to believe that out with the old, in with the new is really in their best interest and not in the financial interest of some developer from another town or state, they will keep falling in line with the agenda of these folks and never taking a stand against their agenda. It's a good way to lose any history that people came to love about a place, in favor of building a new order and a new agenda of peole that don't really give a fuck about them or anything but dollar signs.
History isn't removed or replaced by something new, it's really an attempt by some people or groups to show that somebody new is in charge here now.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
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97104 history

97104 history is a...THING that has numbers Using "97104." people are smarter so now we have 2 and 10 and 11.
97101, 97102, 97104, 97107, 97109, 97110,... that's 97104 history!
by Get a fricking LIFE April 11, 2023
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Canada's History

A term used by Americans to refer to a filthy sex act, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup
The chick was hot, but she wouldn't let me pull the old Canada's History on her.
by oracle235 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup,the Stanley Cup and a very willing asshole

- The Colbert Show, 2010
My girlfriend wanted to know Canada's History...and now she cries when she hears the Canadian National Anthem
by Steven C Colbert February 4, 2010
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history

history means its happened in the past not the future or the present
bob says 'I hate you but that's history now so id care ' jhon then says it is history
by trashcan123 June 20, 2021
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