This here

used to draw attention emphatically to someone or something.

"I've slept in this here bed for forty years"

by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025

Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Hey I'm morbin' here!

What you say in response when someone interrupts your quality morbin' time

Mom: *turns off TV*
Me: Hey I'm morbin' here!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 30, 2022

I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 3187: I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012

Here we eat the potato

To waste a valuable thing or resource on impulse or in a fit of insanity

Jaiden: I have the choice to eat this fucking potato and not plant it at all!
Slimecicle: EAT IT!
Jaiden: I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT IT
Jaiden: I'M EATING THE FUCKING POTATO! ITS GONE! ITS GONE!

Etoiles: Sorry for throwing out the arrow
Baghera: It's fine. Here we eat the potato

by Bolas?!?! November 15, 2023

Anyway, here’s a brownie recipe

A comment you find in almost EVERY VIDEO, followed by a brownie recipe

Viewer: *Watches video*
Viewer: *goes to comment section*
Comment: Anyway, here’s a brownie recipe…

by anonymous January 10, 2024