sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.

Bla
Bla
Bla
Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato

by Halidad January 28, 2017

Outta Here Loser

When they roast/diss the fuck out of you, You will start to fall into a huge depression storm and crybaby mode, In the end you will buy a gun and kill yourself to end this sad life you have.

"I rather bang your whole family and your little bitchy ass friends, With my 50 inch dick, So get the fuck Outta Here Loser"

by AdamLaughsLololol April 19, 2018

Here’s to you

Here’s to you by Michael Scully !

Here’s to you and here’s to me may we never disagree. But if we do fuck you and here’s to me

Mike Scully here’s to you

by Mark393 May 16, 2023

Why are we here

I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a god watching everything, y'know with a plan for us and stuff? I dunno, man. But it keeps me up at night.

What? I meant why are we here, in this canyon? What was all that talk about god?

by CURNICNLGEE January 26, 2022

Here Comes Sickness

Heh

Here comes sickness
Walking down my street
Shaking her hips
Like she's some kinda treat
All the neighborhood dogs
Licking at her feet
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Walking down my street
Yeah

Here comes sickness
Moving up my block
When she comes to my house
I hope she don't knock
All the neighborhood dogs
Sniffing at her crotch
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Moving up my block
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah

There goes sickness
In my daddy's car
Good riddance to the both of you
I hope you go far
All the neighborhood dogs
Should be drunk in the bar
There goes sickness
There goes sickness
There goes sickness
In my daddy's car

by Death Menace July 23, 2023

bring your cheeks here

It's a more family-friendly way to say "get your ass over here". Just in case you can't curse in front of your family.

Lexi: "Jay bring your cheeks here"
Jay: "why"

by thiswebsiteisfunnyXD June 30, 2022

WELL I'M HERE

Is it of necessity for me to be in SILICON VALLEY without even a WAFER to chew on.

The untouchable ANAL ALAN has arrived so close to AARON that a FACEBOOK kick in the ASSHOLE WELL I'M HERE IN ZUCKERLAND as not a SOUL inside there, the GOOGLEPLEX right now cold , indescribable loneliness and little resources as you may say,,,chased out of even LAS VEGAS. as it got too too SPITEFUL and even dangerous.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 20, 2021