giggidy goblin gas

very good weed, usually purple, incredibly pungent smell and highly crystalline trichomes that are visible with the naked eye that gets you blazed like your first rip of a dab pen.

this is a mf giggidy goblin gas bag dude.

i'm so stoned i can't feel my face :))

nice one man.

by montague.avi August 6, 2023

Loot Goblin

A person who (usually in the setting of Dungeons and Dragons) impulsively keeps all loot acquired on their travels, even if it is of little to no current or future worth.

“Last session Justin was such a loot goblin, he took almost everything that wasn’t nailed down in the dungeon!”

by Troll200 August 17, 2023

bullet goblins

An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.

A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!

by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023

Goblinitis

When someone becomes so high, they aren’t able to comprehend there own sentences or speaking properly

She’s so high that the goblinitis is kicking in

by Goose the moose August 20, 2023

Fantazynny goblin

Someone who beats ass in fantasy football and throws upper deckers in the top shelf so suffocate their opponent. Bangs your mother.

You don’t want to play Landon. I heard he’s a fantaszynny goblin. Fantazynny goblin is someone who refuses to lose.

by Ka smiteeey August 23, 2023

goblin cockie

a fan of the band known as "Goblin Cock"

or a masochist

That dude is totally a Goblin Cockie

by tarljohnson1 August 24, 2023

Cheese Goblin

Someone who doesn't take rejection well & continues to make advances after being told no; a "nice guy";

I went on a date with John and when I told him I wasn't interested in going on a 2nd date, he texted me every day for a MONTH to see if we could reschedule. TOTAL Cheese Goblin.

by kool2bkind August 25, 2023