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German Slurpee 

A sexual act involving four persons, which at least three of persons must have penises. Each penis of the three receivers occupy one hole of a large soft pretzel, while the performer of the act fills their mouth with German beer. The performer will proceed to, while holding the beer in their mouth, perform oral sex individually on each penis while the pretzel is in place. The performer, upon each sucking, will swallow the beer gradually during the act, after which all beer is swallowed or out of the mouth, the performers moves to the next penis. The act is complete after this has been performed on each penis. The pretzel may then be shared as a treat between all parties.
Me and the boys went to Berlin. We picked up a beer, a pretzel and a German girl at the supermarket and had the best German Slurpee. The pretzel was delicious too!
German Slurpee by hansaring July 11, 2025

German Barbecue 

When you take a long bratwurst style dook on her grill and then eat it.
She was such a freak, she made do a German Barbecue....
German Barbecue by ShizaKaiser August 21, 2025

German Vacuum

Licking a girl's ass while her legs are on my shoulder and she is sucking/cleaning the floor with her mouth
I took my girl to the basement and did the German vacuum to clean it.
German Vacuum by German128 October 6, 2025

German Gumdrop

When you take a cum-filled condom and place it in your partner's mouth, who proceeds to eat it
Hey Rebecca, why don't you eat my German Gumdrop for dessert tonight!
German Gumdrop by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

German Party

A high-level phenomenon in Martial Heroes where the moment someone mentions “Gold Plate” in guild chat, the wole party mysteriously disappears.
1. Look there is Osa and Vegaz, they probably doing German Party.
German Party by Harold2137 October 24, 2025

German Cock Flu

A term created by Michael Colarusso Jr. German cock flu or “GCF” is a term that covers any and all sicknesses or viral infections of any kind.
“Yo bro, are you sick?” “Yeah man I came down with a rough case of German Cock Flu man”
German Cock Flu by Nickcola2000 November 11, 2025